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We are selling some wood, we hear the Internets are good places to sell them so we hope someone will buy it. On Oct-08-04 at 20:01:49 PDT, seller added the following information:We will ship the wood via UPS Ground for a flat rate of $3. Thanks! On Oct-08-04 at 20:04:26 PDT, seller added the following information:Please note that this is very good quality wood straight from the U.S. President! This is an excellent bargain. On Oct-08-04 at 20:19:10 PDT, seller added the following information:We've
just been informed that this is such good quality wood that it will
actually PROTECT you from the terrorists and various other enemies of
the United States! This is truly an excellent buy! On Oct-08-04 at 20:33:50 PDT, seller added the following information:
Here is a photograph of President Bush holding said block of wood at tonight's debate. On Oct-08-04 at 20:58:11 PDT, seller added the following information:You
might also be interested in our limited edition, autographed Bush
Lumber Co. block of wood. (PLEASE NOTE: We are not responsible for the
authenticity of the signature)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845096094
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we join coalition forces to fight in IRAQ to get Wood!
now you will not ship wood to Poland?
don't say you forget about Poland? | answered on: Oct-08-04 | | A:
We didn't forget about Poland! You may purchase the Special Poland
Edition Wood signed by Pres. Bush, look at the link towards the bottom
of this auct...more | |  |
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People like you suck. There is no question, it's a fact - you obviously know who owns http://needsumwood.com/ - scum! | answered on: Oct-08-04 | | A:
Thanks for your kind words. We have no affiliation with the people at
that site and if it is indeed filled with spyware and liberal
propoganda we recommend...more | |  |
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Has this product been approved by Swift Boat Veterans for wood? | answered on: Oct-08-04 | | A:
Not only was it approved by Swift Boat Veterans for Wood, the original
investors of the company that made it, Bush Lumber Co, were SBVfW | |  |
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Can you be completely certain about the uniqueness of this wood? I'm
certain Saddam Hussein was manufacturing this same wood in one of his
mobile weapons...more | answered on: Oct-08-04 | | A:
The wood is, in fact, unique. There are only three pieces of it in
existence, two of which are on sale here on eBay. We will keep the
third around as a...more | |  |
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Could I buy the wood to fix one of the VA hospitals that our leader closed down? | answered on: Oct-08-04 | A:
Sure thing. But good luck fixing those hospitals while they're being attacked.

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