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40 of 43 people found the following review helpful:
My Pet Goat, July 16, 2004
I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I'm
sure historians will look back and say, gosh, the goat could've done it
better this way or that way. You know, I just - I'm sure something will
pop into my head here in the midst of this book review, with all the
pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet. The
goat would've gone into Afghanistan the way he went into Afghanistan.
Even knowing what he knows today about the stockpiles of weapons, the
goat still would've called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein. See,
I'm of the belief that the goat will find out the truth on the weapons.
That's why the goat sent up the independent commission. The goat looks
forward to hearing the truth as to exactly where they are. They could
still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas
in a goat farm. One of the things that the goat talked about
was that he was surprised of the level of intimidation he found amongst
people who should know about weapons and their fear of talking about
them because they don't want to be killed. You know, there's
this kind of - there's a terror still in the soul of some of the people
in Iraq. They're worried about getting killed, and therefore they're
not going to talk. But it'll all settle out. The goat will find out the
truth about the weapons at some point in time. However, the
fact that he had the capacity to make them bothers the goat today just
like it would have bothered the goat then. He's a dangerous man. He's a
man who actually not only had weapons of mass destruction - the reason
the goat can say that with certainty is because he used them. And
the goat has no doubt in his mind that he would like to have inflicted
harm, or paid people to inflict harm, or trained people to inflict
harm, on America, because he hated us. I hope - I don't want to
sound like the goat has made no mistakes. I'm confident he has. I just
haven't - you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as
quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.
33 of 37 people found the following review helpful:
I liked it when the goat stopped the car robber., July 15, 2004
That girl's dad said the goat had to go,
because he ate too many things. I was scared, and wished Uncle Dick was
here. Uncle Dick would know what to do. Then a car robber came, and I
was even more scared, because he was going to steal the little girl's
dad's car. Then some men came and told me that America was under
attack! Fortunately, the goat knew what to do! He butted that robber
right in the behind, and sent him flying. I decided right then and
there, that that was what I was going to do to the bad men in other
countries who do not like the United States! I was happy that the goat
stopped that car robber. The little girl's dad was happy, and said the
goat could stay and eat all the tin cans he wants! THE END.
29 of 31 people found the following review helpful:
This Book Saved My Skin!, July 15, 2004
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A reader
(Washington, DC)
| I never like to read - I don' like to make my
brain work that hard. But I think this is the most wonderful book in
the world. When I was sittin' in that class, and Andy told me the US
was under attack - why, I just had no idea what to do! I sat for a
while waitin' for somebody to come and tell me what to do, but they
did'n. Then I decided I just better do somethin' to make me look busy
and like I knew whut I was doin'. So I picked up this book and acted
like I was readin' it. I think the kids where real impressed that I was
readin'. But what I don' understand is why that teacher was zoomin'
that camera in on my face the whole time.
37 of 38 people found the following review helpful:
Fabulously Riveting!!!!!!, July 15, 2004
I just couldn't put it down! Certainly much
more interesting than Richard Clarke's memo of August 6, 2001 entitled
"Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States". Why, hell! Clarke didn't include any illustrated pop-ups! "My Pet Goat" is direct. It doesn't use those big five-dollar college-boy words that I don't understand. The story is good too! I
was glued to every word...and before I knew it, four airline passenger
jets were hijacked, the two tallest buildings on the East Coast
collapsed, the Pentagon was ripped open, steel, broken glass, burning
debris, flaming jet fuel, blood and body parts crashed into the streets
of New York, three-thousand men and women were cremated alive and an
entire zip code, 10048, was wiped off the map. This is no ordinary book!
20 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
****What Really Happened****, July 15, 2004
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A reader
(OHIO, USA)
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I am having Condi write this for me, cause she is the only one of my
staff that knows about my "little problem". I did not read the August
6th warnings about the highjackings because, me, the President of the
US, I am illiterate!! (That's why my test takers in college only got me
C's-Dad knew we could only push things so much, even with his ungodly
cash)That's right, I cannot read-but don't blame Condi,cause she wasn't
allowed to read my briefings-doesn't have the clearance,so don't blame
her! (When I read to the kids, I just made it up as I went)
24 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
Bring it on!, July 15, 2004
Once I picked up this here novel, I couldn't
put it down fer nuttin'. My amigo Andy tried to innerup me, but I just
ignored him, it was that dad gum gud!The
only problem I had was when the rest of my book club started readin too
dad gum fast. Funny, it feels like I've been a little bit behind ever
since. One thing I know for sure, I wouldn't trade nuttin for
this here novel. If I was a pilot or sumpin, I'd park my plane to read
it. It just makes all your trouble seem like nuttin! I give it 5 snorts
up!
21 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
That book was a bit O.K., but for others not, July 15, 2004
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hedcandy
(St. Petersburg, FL United States)
| All I remember about that morning are the
words "get ready" yalped in my ear over and over and over and over and
over by that teacher woman. I'da asked her to quit it to, but I didn't
want to upset the children, see. That's why I let my mind wander away
from the goat book to a subject I know lots about... 'pusghetti?You ever had "pusghetti"? I believe it's an I-talian thing. I
like goats an all, don't get me wrong. But I just wished this book had
pictures of made referencable to 'pusghetti... cuz I like 'pusghetti...
and I think the goats would like 'pusghetti too. Who dodn't like
'pusghetti? It's noodles and red gravy. Sometimes there's balls of meat
in it too... call them "meatballs" cuz they're actual balls of meat. I
kinda wished Andrew Card had come up an whispered "'pusghetti" in my
ear twice... cause whoo boy I like it. He wouldn't of had to told me
twice! I woulda said, "Where? here? hey... I'm the president, right? I
want some damn 'pusghetti right now" and I could have extremed myself
right outta there. I shoulda outta' then, shouldn't I? Hell, I could go for some 'pusghetti right now... where's Laura?
30 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
Git That Goat!, July 15, 2004
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A reader
(Brushville, Texas)
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Step back, Mr Hemingway - there's a new goat in town. My Pet Goat has
it all - action, suspense, large print and big pictures. Youll be
enthralled for 7 minutes - you'll forget everything around you. Time,
space, the fact that your country is under attack will vanish as your
empty head thinks thoughts of happy goats. Makes a great Xmas gift for
the neo-con who has everything!"This is a great (...)book" - D. Cheney
17 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
Git That Goat!, July 15, 2004
Step back, Mr Hemingway - there's a new goat in town. My Pet Goat has
it all - action, suspense, large print and big pictures. Youll be
enthralled for 7 minutes - you'll forget everything around you. Time,
space, the fact that your country is under attack will vanish as your
empty head thinks thoughts of happy goats. Makes a great Xmas gift for
the neo-con who has everything!"This is a great (...) book" - D. Cheney
28 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
The My Pet Goat Book, July 15, 2004
This book is not the hungry hungry caterpillar, it is called The My Pet
Goat Book. It is about a goat. A pet goat. Not a caterpillar. At first
I culd not read it but after Mr. Cheney sat me on his knee and read it
to me, well I think I understands it. It's about a goat, NOT a hungry
hungry caterpillar. I could look at this book for hours and hours. I
like books about goats. I hear there is a story about me and goats out
on the web and I look forward to reeding that one, too. I would give
this book 5 stars. Remember, all you children left behind, Edumacation
is Important. Well, bye for now, bye bye, Vote Republican!
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